Hong's Little Diary

C O O L ! ! !
That's what I can say about it. I never thought that my mum will have a Facebook account. Naturally, the first few "friends" that my mum is going to add is her "family members". So when I saw my mum's name as the friend request.. the first thing that is on my mind was.. W H A T ? ! ? !

Anyway, put my shock aside.. let me share with you the disadvantage of having your mum in your account. Oh by the way, my mum don't have much friend in her list and those people in her list is not really that active. So whatever thing that I posted in FB will be viewed by my mum. How cool is that? She once left a comment on my shoutout and I was like "O H M Y G O D ! ! ! My mum STALKED me ! ! ! "

There is something which is really a HIT in FB nowadays. QUIZ. All sorts of quiz. Here, I am going to give you some example of the type of quiz and answer that is anticipated. Then you as a reader, try to imagine with your wildest creativity to think of the possible reactions when your mum read that quiz that you take.

Quiz : When will you lose your virginity?
Ans : At the age of 13

Quiz : When did you start masturbating?
Ans : 11 years old.

Quiz : Your future ideal job.
Ans : Janitor (Pak cik cuci tandas)

Quiz : How rude are you?
Ans : Super damn rude. ( I forget the full phrase of the answer that I got. But it is really rude)

Quiz : How many times will you be in relationship before marriage?
Ans : 20 times.

Quiz : How many times will you marry in a lifetime?
Ans : 5 times.

This is one of my favourite quiz.

Quiz : How GAY are you?
Ans : 100% gay. There is no mistake about it. You like other boys when since the day you are born. Zac Efron is the guy that you would like to kiss and have sex with the most. Tight jeans and clothing suit you the most. You can't leave the house without putting on some light make up and styling your hair as if you are attending a red carpet ceremony. You should go to Korea or Thailand to have a sex change operation.

Moral of the story : Continue taking quizzes but just remember NOT to publish it. That's all.. Hehe.

Oh ya. I forget something. Please be aware of the photos that you post in FB as well. Also, remove the tags of photo of you that you don't want your mum to see also. Here is an example.


Now you know why we should think properly before posting any photo in Facebook now?

Luckily my mum has yet to read my blog.. When she does, I am going to change my blog to "invitation only". Hehe. Cheers!!!

Kata orang..
Hari akan cerah selepas hujan..
Kata - kata galakkan untuk orang - orang yang dalam masalah atau kesusahan. Sejak kecil lagi, cikgu di sekolah rendah sudahpun mengajar murid - muridnya pepatah itu. Betul pun.. Seseorang itu tidak akan ditimpa malang selama - lamanya. Ataupun seseorang itu tidak akan miskin selama - lamanya sekiranya dia berkerja keras. Orang yang sebodoh mana pun akan lulus dalam peperiksaan sekiranya bukunya dibaca sampai boleh dihafalkan semula.

Namun.. pernahkah anda terfikir.. Betulkah selepas hujan, hari akan cerah? Sekiranya anda lebih peka terhadap persekitaran anda, selepas hujan.. langit akan mendung sepanjang hari. Kadang - kala, hujan akan sambung mengairi muka bumi. Bagaikan tidak cukup bersih hendak dibersihkan lagi muka bumi yang tercemar ini.

Langit cuma akan menjadi cerah pada hari yang betul - betul bercuaca baik.

Kadang - kala.. ada benda yang sekiranya tidak disentuh atau diubah.. mungkin akan menjadi lebih baik. Janganlah terlalu bersikap optimistik bahawa hari akan cerah selepas hujan.. Ingatlah selalu bahawa hujan mungkin kembali mendung ataupun kembali menghujani insan dunia..


sekeping lain coretan yang menggelirukan.. di kala hujan waktu petang..

For a change..
That's the phrase people tell you when you are doing something on a routine basis. Eg. You eat something almost everyday without change. Or you wear a Tshirt so often that people recognised you by your shirt and not your face. How about you always hang out with the gang until people can identified you with "[ur name] & the gang"?

Well.. sometimes.. a change is good. Yeah. New things. Fresh looks. New ideas. New things to do. More creative speaking style.

I wonder.. should I change for long term? By keeping it short.

Or should I change for short term? By keeping it long.

Hard decision for me. To cut it or keep it? *Sigh..