Hong's Little Diary

Today is my macroeconomics examination...
Weather is fine..
Questions are fine as well...
The invigilators are lenient.. (well that was what I thought initially)
That was it.. The perfect route to cheating in exam!! No one will noticed!!

Out of a sudden.. while answering my question, the invigilator asked the whole the candidates whether they have a calculator. I thought it was a stupid question as who would not bring a calculator for an exam which involves calculations. Indeed no one answer negatively. So I thought that was it. Back to answer my paper... Wu liao invigilator eat full breakfast nothing to do.. Hehe..

I don't know if it was my bad luck or whatever the reason is.. I was caught CHEATING!! YUP. I CHEATED in exam, somehow. Wait.. so 'kan jiong' for what? I didn't 'tiru' answer la.. It's just that my calculator is prohibited by the exam unit. Casio 570W was my model. The girl sitting in front of me also using the prohibited calculator but she ESCAPED unnoticed!! @.@

So the invigilator said, "You can't use this calculator. I am taking it away."
SHIT!!! Seeing him as a kind person type, I tried my luck with a bit cute face and voice, "Ha?? Then what I use wo? I just need the calculator to PLUS MINUS DIVIDE TIMES oly le.. Kasi chance la.."
He replied with a firm "NO! But don't worry. I will just put your calculator beneath the table. If other invigilators, they will take it away." SWEAT!!!!! Udah 'rampas' lagi nak puji diri sendiri!! >.<

But soon after that, he saw me looking down and moody and approached me. I think he think that I am sad because I got no calculater to use. I was actually thinking how to 'blow' the essay question. Peluang keemasan!! Hehe.. Buat muka kesian lagi!! I asked "Can I borrow calculator from others?" Thank God he said "OKAY. But when you want to use it raise your hand". COOL!! Problem solved! However after an hour or so, he came again and said, "Formulas can be set in the calculator. Examples are GDP can be calculated using a formula set in the calculator. So I can't let you use it though I know that you didn't set it". Adui.. can set formula tell earlier ma.. at least no need squeeze my brain doing the consumer consumption question. (Now that is REALLY cheating) But anyhow towards the end of the exam, I managed to get a calculator from those early leaving student. Better still.. No need to share and get a new friend as well.

Moral of the story:
1. Pray hard that the invigilator is "tidak-apa-type"
2. Don't be overdependant on calculators.
3. Borrow Casio MS350 before exam!!!!