Have you ever feel that there is always someone :
1. Looking at you even though you are not looking at them?
2. Who knows what you are doing, where you are going, with who you are going with and how you are going even WITHOUT telling anyone?
3. Follows you when you are walking back home?
4. A camera flash wherever you go?
5. Peeping from the window but when you realise it, the mysterious "thing" disappears?
6. Suddenly missing something, especially your undergarments?
3. Reading your blogs and visiting your Facebook and Friendster?
If you experience any of the above mentioned scenarios then..
Congratulations!! You have just been stalked!!!
Have been using this word "stalk" often lately. It is just so fun to use it. The word "stalk" itself sound so nice. It has many functions as well. Let me give you some examples.
Blog stalker - Read all the blogs of his "victim" and also those in his blog links.Facebook stalker - Hog in Facebook 24 hours per day viewing other people's profile or treat FB like his/her personal chatbox via commenting on people's status.
Plain stalker - Always look/peep/stare at you. Deliberately..
Kepo stalker - Somehow know where, what, and with who you are going out. The best part is you never tell them.
Lecturer stalker - Always follows the lecturer to his room and be there for a long time.
Ultimate stalker - Knows everything about you and your friends. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know. SCARY type of stalker. Call 999 if you have one.
There is this stalker in my class. He stalkd my friend, nicknamed "Standard Operating Procedure" by none other than AFC Boss himself. We started noticing she is being stalked during Corporate Finance lecture. He just deliberately turn to the back to look at my friend. It is nothing at first until VinYee and I felt irritated by his actions. Thus the stalking story begins. For more info, please click on this blog --> Stalker . Well he is still stalking my friend right until this moment. Everyone knows about him.. Cause he is scary and irritating.
So on last Friday's Taxation class.. I did something cheeky while he is stalking..
StalkER..
and the stalkEE..This is what the stalkER see everytime he stalks..
I enjoyed the stalking process. Maybe I will stalk my friends as well..
1 comments:
i enjoy stalking too~~~ wahahaha!!
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